I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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