As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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