So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She told me I should be a condom model.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Randomize
