can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I love you.
Bad choice
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