problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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