Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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