: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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