Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
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She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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