You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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