I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
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I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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