Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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