My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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