I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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