i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
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