Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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