Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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