He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Randomize
