Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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