Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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