Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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