I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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