Having a random hookup so left but love u
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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