Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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