And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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