what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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