I'm gonna have a badass scar
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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