ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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