i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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