the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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