Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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