why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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