Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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