there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
BRING THE BAGELS
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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