They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
