Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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