some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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