Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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