do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
