i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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