Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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