Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
What did we do last night that was yellow?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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