Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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