Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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