so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
