belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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