Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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