dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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