Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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