So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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