have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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