Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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