Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
They have beer where we have blood.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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