i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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