I'm eating all of the evidence.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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