Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Is it penis luge time yet?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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