lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
There's even glitter on my cock...
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