Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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